That toy is named what?!? July 30, 2008Posted by davegoblog in Berea, Personal, Pop Culture, Toys.
So, I was in the toy section at Marc’s last night with Lily, and I saw an interesting “action figure” on the bottom of the shelf. I picked it up to discover it was called Uranus “Yuri”® from the Fisher-Price® Planet Heroes™ line of toys. Okay, I’m not an adolescent anymore, but here’s the description from the back of the package:
With the powerful, sinister Black Hole (a.k.a. “Professor Darkness”™) intent on destroying the solar system, a day seldom passes without the discovery of some new danger or disaster about to strike at the inhabitants of the peaceful planets. Keeping the Planet Heroes fighting fleet ready for action at all times, Uranus “Yuri” uses his amazing magnetic tail to stash tools during repairs. With his cool suction cup feet, he can fix a solar panel outside a spaceship while streaking across the galaxy on an urgent mission. He can also lob a suction cup from his launcher to shut down enemy weapons in battle. Good guys outnumbered? Don’t worry, we’ve got Uranus “Yuri”!
I could make so many bad innuendos right now, however I won’t. Discovering Uranus “Yuri” did get me thinking about other questionably named toys that I’ve seen in the past. Here are a few that I remember:
Moby Lick from Street Sharks, an animated TV show with crime-fighting half-man/half-sharks similar to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I think I still have Mr. Lick, who has a long, prehensile tongue that you could move in circles with a handle on his back.